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Inappropriate Hugz: Cults, Cthulhu & Chifters

OMG q3T iiT MiiZ ThaNqz! Did you guise all survive Gay Pride and all that jizz? Me personally, I was in a Level 10 blackout for four days, so yeah, I had fun! And we here at Peaches Christ Headquarters are about to enable you, gentle reader, to keep les bons temps rouler-ing through the July 4th holiday!

Did you you know that, not only is it our great nation’s burfday this weekend, but it’s also the incredible return of Midnight Mass to the Bridge Theatre in good ol’ SF? That’s right! For two life-altering, door-blowing, eyelid-peeling-back nights, YOU are invited to completely fry your wig with us, as we remount our chimerical spectacle, Prince and The Revolution’s “Purple Rain”!!! If you haven’t seen this legendary show before, then prepare to be super-depressed for the rest of your life becuz nothing will ever be as rad this show is!

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Inappropriate Hugz: Demons, Dykes & Detectives

Hey Hay Heigh! What’s up ladeez? I can’t believe it’s already been two weeks since I last cracked open the mailbag for a lookie-loo. I wish I could say that that’s it’s been all coffins and cobwebs here at the PC offices and it totally has! Truth be told tho–I think all this free popcorn is going gaily forward to my thighs. My girdle has been a little tight lately! Okay, a lot tight.

It is sooooo delicious tho–and chock-full of dietary fiber! Peaches’ personal assistant, Shegore tells me that they do have a gym here. I’m not sure what you are supposed to do with all the racks and chains; and all the screaming and groaning is a tetch disturbing, but maybe I’ll take a stab at it!  Anyhoo, now my fat ass is gonna answer some letters: Read More…


Inappropriate Hugz: Cullen, Corpses & Cougars


Haaaaaay ladeez! So I’m more than a little like TOTALLY PEEING IN MY PANTS EXCITED to welcome you to my second column here at PeachesChrist.com!  What an amazing two weeks it been, what with all the letters pouring in! I am literally sitting on sacks of mail as I’m typing this! Well, okay…i’ll admit some of that mail might be NSF notices from my bank, okay okay, it’s mostly that, but still!

Keep them coming kidz–I am here to answer all of your life’s little delimmas, no matter how socially odious and career-assassinating. Let’s see what’s in mailbag, shall we? Bill, bill, bill, bill, voodoo doll catalogue, bill…oh! Here’s a good one: Read More…


Inappropriate Hugz: Hugz Bunny is Here to help YOU!

ZOMG o hai u guise!!!11!

Some of you probably recognise me from Midnight Mass where I humbly hand out the weekly bulletin and shamelessly try to get on stage every chance I get. Some of you (lucky you!) also probably know me from certain other dark and boozy places you probably don’t tell your mom about (me neither!, but let’s just keep all that entre-nous for now, k?)

Anywayz, let me explain to you why you are now reading these words that I’m typing at you: I am TOtally your new PeachesChrist.com official advice columnist! *cue parade* Read More…


TRANIFESTO

Welcome!

Voila!  That’s French for something and it seems an appropriate way to inaugurate my website Tranifesto here at the all new, fully updated and re-designed PeachesChrist.com.   I’m beyond thrilled to be presenting this online world of all things Peaches Christ Productions, and I’m hoping you’ll explore everything we have to offer here and become one of us, the children of the popcorn.  I should warn you though that as you read this very sentence I’m washing your brain. Peaches is pretty. Peaches is pretty. Peaches is pretty.

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The SFMOMA 75th Anniversary MUSE Campaign

You Worship Your Idols… I Worship Mine.

The SFMOMA 75th Anniversary MUSE campaign features yours truly as one of eight Bay Area artistic leaders and nothing thrills me more than seeing this plastered about town. Apparently a homeless person was seen peeing on one of the wall billboards in the Mission. I want pictures!

I’m honored beyond belief to be a part of the MOMA’s campaign. The photograph they chose for the ad actually caught me at a very candid moment. Nothing makes me tear up more than MJ and Bubbles. Hey, I got a heart too you know – though black and rockhard it may be.

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What’s In My (Amoeba) Bag? Watch and see…

Hello my lovelies,

If any of you are wanting to spice up the season with a good movie, please check out my Amoeba Music What’s In My Bag? spot that I did. The florescent store lighting is quite hideous, but I try hard to serve daytime realness while offering my best shopping choices for the day. Some of my choices were left on the cutting room floor, but I think this was a great shopping day for me and I’d love for you to see it. J’adore Amoeba! You can check out the video RIGHT HERE.

Fiercely Yours,

Peaches Christ


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ALL ABOUT EVIL is now screening on PeachesChrist.com - Be sure to catch the screenings of everyone's new favorite Horror Film by
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Take a peek inside the main office over at Peaches Christ Productions. This short film stars all your favorites, including Martiny, Lady Bear, and L. Ron Hubby.

Ever wonder about how Peaches’ wigs are made? Or how she’s always able to keep up with the demand for her fabulous merchandise? What about this constant touring and relentless appearance calendar? How does she keep at it? Just who or what is behind the satanic machinery that is Peaches Christ Productions? What keeps it going? All these questions and more are answered in Children of the Popcorn. Watch, and become one of us!

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