Directed by Frank Perry. "No wire hangers--ever!" Faye Dunaway belches those infamous words in this over-the-top biopic of actress Joan Crawford, based on the scandalous memoir by her adopted daughter Christina (Diana Scarwid). Like all good camp, this movie was supposed to be serious drama. Come see how miserably they failed! (USA, 1981)
								PRE SHOW: It just wouldn?t be Midnight Mass if Joan Crawford were not a part of something. Tonight Peaches hosts a down and dirty mother-daughter mud wrestling competition. Real mothers and daughters battle it out in a vat of mud, live on-stage! If you and your momma would like to participate call 415-751-3213 to register.
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