8/10 MOMMIE DEAREST
"No wire hangers-ever!" Faye Dunaway belches those infamous words in this over-the-top biopic of actress Joan Crawford, based on the scandalous memoir by her adopted daughter Christina (Diana Scarwid). Like all good camp, this movie was supposed to be serious drama. Come see how miserably they failed! Directed by Frank Perry. (USA, 1981)
*Closing Night Classic! Witness our Fifth Annual Mother / Daughter Mud-wrestling Match! Come as Joan! Come as Christina! Bring a wire hanger! Bring your mother!